Last week I let you in on the underground world of cat slang called Fanglish and shared a few choice cuts. Because my cats are starting to become suspicious of their badass lingo infiltrating the human world, I can only share a few words each week. I'm sure you understand.
Without further ado, here is your Friday Fanglish Lesson:
Kneadlepoint
The exact center of a human's full bladder that, when kneaded, creates a look of pain on a human's face.
This morning, I knew I'd hit The Lady's kneadlepoint when she said a bad word and ran to the bathroom.
Spurn-n-Turn
The act of turning one's head quickly at precisely the moment a human presses the camera button to take a photograph of you.
I showed The Lady I was tired of posing in the pink tutu by giving her a few spurn-and-turns until she put the camera away.
More Fanglish words
Humans, stay tuned for next week's installment of Friday Fanglish. Until then, make sure and erase your browser history. The cats are watching...
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