Tuesday, August 17, 2010

My Name Is...

There are dozens of self-help groups for humans. Why not for cats? Based on my cats' odd quirks and obsessions, I believe there should be some sort of groups for our feline friends as well.

My name is Saffy and I am...

a catnip addict.
a thief of other cats' food.
a chronic shedder.
an obsessive box squatter.

My name is Cosmo and I am...

a chronic drooler.
a hopeless scaredy cat.
a clingy mama's boy.
a compulsive pillow stealer.

My name is Phoebe and I am...

a hot-footing kleptomaniac.
a controller of people and animals alike.
a sassy back-talker.
an incessantly picky eater.

Milk and catnip cookies available after the meetings...

1 comment:

  1. My cat would say:

    Hi, my name is Alex. And I have a drinking problem. I am a water-a-holic, but I only drink fresh water. Sinks and water coolers are ok, but a dish, isn’t satisfactory.

    I don’t have an eating problem. But I do have a parent’s problem. They are too cheap and don’t give me enough food. 17 cans a day would be sufficient!


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