Once upon a morning dreary, while I wandered weak and weary,
To the bathroom down the hall --
While I lowered myself to sitting, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone wildly rapping, rapping on my bathroom door.
"Tis some feline," I muttered, "tapping at my bathroom door --
Only this and nothing more."
BUT THE CAT WOULDN'T STOP POUNDING ON THE DOOR, SO I HAD TO LET HER IN SO SHE COULD WATCH ME PEE.