What a week! Across the pond, the lovely Duke and Duchess of Cambridge spawned the future king -- in other words, the crown finally crowned! We know the royals are more dog than cat folk, but we wanted to tip our hats by way of Friday Fanglish.
Seriously, what better way to celebrate the much-awaited birth than learning a couple of new cat slang terms? Today's theme, of course, is the British monarchy.
A basket of toys shared by all cats.
Maurice wanted to play with the catnip cigar, but Mittens was lying on top of the toy basket, like he was head of the Commonwealth.
A cat poo whose smell permeates every room of the house.
Maurice fulfilled his royal doody just as The Lady's party guests arrived.
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See you next week for another visit into the back alley world of Fanglish!