Friday, February 8, 2013

Friday Fanglish: First Aid Kit/Tiptoe Tinkle

Friday means a full serving of Fanglish, the secret cat slang language practiced by cats worldwide. And we humans better get hip to this lingo or our feline friends are one step closer to the world domination we know is coming anyway.

First Aid Kit

A cat who provides comfort when her human is in physical or emotional pain

The Lady was sad because her date stood her up so Maurice became her first aid kit.

Tiptoe Tinkle

A human's early morning attempt at quietly visiting the facilities, hoping not to alert the cats because breakfast time is still two hours away

Mittens was not fooled by The Lady's tiptoe tinkle and immediately began mewing and pacing.

Click for a full list of Fanglish terms

See you next week for another visit into the back alley world of Fanglish!

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