Thursday, December 2, 2010

My Own Personal Holiday Hootenanny (or I Really Have Too Much Time on My Hands)

The following is a re-post that was originally published on December 12, 2009.  The sentiments are the same on December 2, 2010.

Today I am thinking about Christmas music. I know many people would rather pierce their eardrums with freshly sharpened candy canes than listen to the stuff before the 25th rolls around, but I rock around the Christmas tree beginning the day after Thanksgiving. Today I am creating a Christmas music playlist for my mp3 player so I've been browsing the libraries of mistletoe melodies all morning. Because my brain is a giant circus sideshow, I began to think about alternate titles that I'd write for my very own personal holiday hootenanny.

The Twelve Days of Bacon

Here Comes Drooly Cat

I Saw Mommy Eating my Halloween Candy

I Saw Three Cats

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Cat Puke

Rockin' Around the Coffee Pot

We Need a Little Cheesecake

Grandma Got Run Over By A Catnip-Crazed Cat

Do You Hear What I Hear (sang from the bed in the middle of the night, when it's obvious we are both hearing a cat hacking up a hairball, but neither one of us wants to get up, locate the hairball, and clean it up)

I'll Be Home for Bacon

Hark! The Auto-Timer on the Coffee Pot Sings!

Go Tell it to Your Father! (Because I've already told you 8937492 times that you have to wear a hat and gloves. Yes, I know you are just going from the car to the school, but what if the car breaks down? You'd be wishing you had gloves and a hat then, now wouldn't you?)

Holiday Greetings, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Jolly Kwanzaa, Sweet Solstice, and [insert holiday greeting] to everyone. If you want to find me this holiday season, my cats and I will be decking the halls with bacon wreaths and catnip cookies!


  1. MOL! Pawsome post. We like the sound of a few of those songs!

  2. Yes! I especially love I'll Be Home for Bacon and It's Beginning to Sound a Lot Like Cat Puke. :)

  3. OMC - those are great!! There is a version of the 12 days of christmas that cracks me up every time I hear it - the final line is "if you are so smart, you rig up the lites".

  4. catabulous!!!!!!!!!!!! May you have the best holiday season ever!!! xoxo

  5. Those songs sound terrific and very funny. Like the grandma one. The nip cookies sound yummy. We hope you have a wonderful holiday season too. Take care.

  6. Super photo, one cherished cat looking lazy!!
    Found you via The Teacher's Pet blog hop x

  7. The Twelve Days of Bacon. I can definitely relate!

  8. Did you say bacon????? Yummy!!!

    Your pal, Pip


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