Sunday, November 21, 2010

Why a Cat is Better Than a Plate of Spaghetti

I tried to write an appropriate introductory paragraph to this post.  I can't.

Why a Cat is Better than a Plate of Spaghetti

  • Snuggling with spaghetti is kind of messy.
  • Have you ever tried to put a cute cat wig on a plate of spaghetti? 
  • Spaghetti doesn't look as cute lying in a box of catnip.
  • Cats jump more gracefully than spaghetti does.
  • Cats are cleaner -- after a few days, a plate of spaghetti begins to smell pretty nasty.
  • Jingle balls roll better and sound more festive than meatballs do.
  • "Three little plates of spaghetti lost their mittens" doesn't make any sense.
  • You thought cats could ignore you??  Try calling a plate of spaghetti.
  • You'd have to do more than lint-roll the sofa after a plate of spaghetti has been lounging.
  • People don't want to watch cute videos of spaghetti.
Let that simmer for a while in your noodle...


  1. A cat sure is much better than a dish of spaghetti, although spaghetti sure is good to eat. We sure wouldn't want to eat a cat. Take care.

  2. Good laugh with my first cup of coffee but although I couldn't live without a cat I surely could not live without pasta too. Now I'm hungry...Have a great day and pop by for my give-away. Hugs, Deb=^..^=x5

  3. can't eat a cat! lol!!!! I agree with Deb I can't live without my pasta...make my pasta whole wheat pasta only! Can't even eat the regular stuff anymore...don't like it! :)

  4. I am conVINCED! Mommy? Don't get me spaghetti as a companion. You read it here!

  5. Plus, kitties are kind of tough to chew.

  6. Meowhead Mary sez: Hey, you're preaching to the choir here!

  7. I don't even like spaghetti ~ so I will take two extra helpings of kitties please! :)

    xo Catherine

  8. Oh my dog, that is hilarious!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  9. We Love these ! ...Very creative : )


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