Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mother's Day Letters From My Cats

Dear Mama,
Because today is Mother's Day, I promise to:

* Snuggle with you and not let Phoebe and Cosmo bully me out of your lap.
* Chirp at the birds a few extra times because I know you love that.
* Let you brush my luxurious fur as long as you want and not whine.
* Regurgitate hairballs when Daddy is watching so you won't have to clean up the mess.


Dearest Mother,
For me, every day is Mother's Day. My entire life is encompassed with following you and anticipating your next move so I can curl up in your lap or flatten my body as close to your head as felinely possible. I was thinking that, since you love me best and all, it would be a great idea for us to be physically connected at all times. What do you think about you buying me this for Mother's Day? It would be a gift for both of us, really....

Yours, and Only Yours,

p.s. You could Scotch-Guard it against drool.

Dear Mommy,
I found this great stick of butter on the kitchen counter and thought you might enjoy it as a Mother's Day gift.... It's a little chewed around the edges now, but I think it's good. Do you still want it?


1 comment:

  1. You are such a hoot! And what amazing kitties you have. That kitty snuggy doo-hicky is frightening.


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