Kittens > Circus Peanuts

I was thinking that perhaps you could get to know me better through a couple of simple pictorial math problems.

#1

Cute Kittens (I must kiss their bellies!)
plus







Deviled Eggs (See how I've already eaten three?? p.s. I want that double-decker deviled egg keeper; it's magnificent! )
equals







Happy Angie jumping for joy whilst sporting stylish purple boots






#2

Circus Peanuts (This beastly "treat" looks like a cross between a waffle chunk and a butterscotch turd and tastes more like the latter. I also need a root canal after looking at this picture for more than 25 seconds.)
plus




Diane Weist (This woman's voice and squinty eyes bug me to no end. Why? I'm not sure. I think she was created in the Circus Peanut factory. Her irritating qualities are forgiven during the period she was filming Edward Scissorhands.)
plus


Renee Zellweger (Squinty McCircus Peanut's half-sister)
equals







Old, angry Angie (Diane and Renee eventually tracked her down and replaced her teeth with Circus Peanuts).








#3
Scary math (This includes any kind of math, really...with the exception of the pictorial math equations you are now enjoying.)
is equal to




Angie's head spontaneously exploding in a cloud of deviled eggs and Circus Peanuts.