I was thinking that perhaps you could get to know me better through a couple of simple pictorial math problems.
Cute Kittens (I must kiss their bellies!)
Deviled Eggs (See how I've already eaten three?? p.s. I want that double-decker deviled egg keeper; it's magnificent! )
Happy Angie jumping for joy whilst sporting stylish purple boots
Circus Peanuts (This beastly "treat" looks like a cross between a waffle chunk and a butterscotch turd and tastes more like the latter. I also need a root canal after looking at this picture for more than 25 seconds.)
Diane Weist (This woman's voice and squinty eyes bug me to no end. Why? I'm not sure. I think she was created in the Circus Peanut factory. Her irritating qualities are forgiven during the period she was filming Edward Scissorhands.)
Renee Zellweger (Squinty McCircus Peanut's half-sister)
Old, angry Angie (Diane and Renee eventually tracked her down and replaced her teeth with Circus Peanuts).
Scary math (This includes any kind of math, really...with the exception of the pictorial math equations you are now enjoying.)
is equal to
Angie's head spontaneously exploding in a cloud of deviled eggs and Circus Peanuts.