Despite the Apparent Invitation, I'm Not Touching It

Cats are such mysteries.

"Look at me."
"No, don't look at me."
"Pet me."
"Stop touching me."

This photo of Cosmo makes me laugh because he's all sprawled out, exposing his man panties, looking as if he might like a belly rub. Meanwhile, he's covering his face, like he wants to pretend I'm not really there. It's the weird combination of sorta-curled-up and sorta-sprawled-out. I can tell you this much: If I were to touch his belly, he'd have been none too pleased. Such a tease, he is.