Cats are funny, but they're also giant weirdos. Take Cosmo, for example: He regularly sits with his nose an inch away from a wall. He's not even sleeping half the time! He just stares at the wall. It's kind of Blair Witch Projectish, but not half as creepy. That movie scared the crap out of me. Cosmo doesn't scare me. He's just a giant weirdo. And I don't watch scary movies anymore.