Do you ever notice that sometimes cats lie in such a way that you wonder, "Are you trying to be adorable?" It's like they totally get they're being all supermodel-y. The cruel trick is that when you move in to touch that irresistible fuzzy body, you're sometimes (or in my case, usually) met with a bite, swat, or growly comeback. Are you kidding me?
It's absolutely not fair!
Not fair, I say!