Why a cat is better than a chicken pot pie:
You'll have to do more than lint roll the sofa when a chicken pot pie has been lounging.
Why a cat is better than a box of toothpicks:
A box of toothpicks doesn't draw an adoring crowd.
Why a cat is better than a snowcone:
You don't need a paper cone to hold a cat.
Hey Saffy, any thoughts on these?
Are you always thinking about food? Yeah, me too..