Fuzzy Kitty Chests and Spanx for my Forehead

See that lovely fur on Cosmo's chest? That's the silky deliciousness I love to sink my face into. It's also the site of many a face-bite. And by face-bite, I mean my face getting CHOMPED. Thankfully, it's usually my forehead that gets the brunt of it and I don't have a chubby forehead. That would be weird, wouldn't it? "Hey! Here comes the girl with the flabby forehead!" I might have to wear forehead Spanx when I go out for fancy affairs. Which is never. I think I'd just let my forehead chub hang out as a toy for the cats. Man, I love that chest fur.