Labor Day marks the end of summer and, for many, a day of picnics, relaxation, family, and most importantly...no work! This day is no different than any other day for my three cats, who spend their hours sleeping, eating, chasing catnip-filled-mice, and then sleeping some more. Because fall is a time of new beginnings, I figured today would be the perfect day to talk to my lazy felines about getting a job. I'm not picky...just something to get them out of the house and provide a little pocket change for movies, extra catnip, and what-not. Plus, how cool would it be if they actually bought
me Christmas presents this year?? Yes, they all three need gainful employment.. and soon! I knew it would be a touchy subject, so I approached them very quietly and with a few treats in my pocket. Here's what happened....
Phoebe: "I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about... "
Cosmo: "This is seriously going to cut into my Facebook time."
Saffy: "I can haz Twinkie?"
I think I should have put a few more treats in my pocket...