What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
Here are a couple of goodies from LOL Cats.
